1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:04,560 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... I'm taking care of you guys tonight. 2 00:00:04,820 --> 00:00:06,380 Would love it if you guys would be my groomsmen. 3 00:00:06,980 --> 00:00:10,000 What is that? What is that thing in the butt cheek in the middle? It's your 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 steak, motherfucker. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,400 What the... 6 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,460 I'm also sitting here with someone pretending that they haven't had a 7 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:20,060 boyfriend. I don't have a married boyfriend. You bought the Range Rover 8 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:22,060 that. Of course I can afford a Range Rover. 9 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:24,140 How are you through the headlock? 10 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:25,500 My head's doing okay. 11 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:29,500 Still on. Are you fired yet? I haven't spoken to Lisa about that. I have to 12 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:30,560 to her tonight if she comes in. 13 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:35,220 If I catch you drinking, doing whatever you're doing, if you do any of that, 14 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,920 we're done. 15 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,120 I saw you talking to Lala. And I was, like, completely taken out of contact. 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,180 was very unexpected. 17 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:45,980 And I'm not going to talk to her. It just looks like my friends are 18 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:46,980 my decisions. 19 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,240 Why don't people have hooks for purses? Under the table? 20 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:24,100 Yeah. You better invent that and sell it to everybody. 21 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:26,300 It exists. Like millions of dollars. 22 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,120 My little baby brother Jeremy has moved in with Tom and I. 23 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,620 Dude, whatever you want to wear today of mine. I know you don't have a lot of 24 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:35,598 your clothes here yet. 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,640 Yeah. Before Jeremy started staying with us, I would say Tom and I were having 26 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,500 sex probably three times a week. 27 00:01:44,509 --> 00:01:48,770 Now, it's more like maybe once every other week. 28 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:52,030 So, I mean, I guess that's different. 29 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:55,790 Is that Lala's Range Rover? 30 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:57,730 What? Yeah. 31 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:58,810 Dude, that thing's sick. 32 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,410 Hey. 33 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:01,529 What's up, girl? 34 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:02,530 Hi, guys. 35 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:04,170 Hey. How is everybody? 36 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:05,590 Great. How are you? 37 00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:10,250 You know, I'm feeling so fresh and so clean today. I say the same shit to 38 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,730 in the mirror every morning. 39 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:15,110 I'm not driving. 40 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:20,870 Maybe I should be. Maybe no one would question me. You need like another car. 41 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:22,150 You need a burner car. 42 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:27,950 The people at Sir asked me about my car and how that was paid for, but I don't 43 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:30,330 owe any of these people any explanation. 44 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,130 I'm sucking dick for a lot more than Range Rovers, honey. 45 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,880 All right. How are you doing today? Good. How are you? I want to be comatose 46 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,698 after this. 47 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:43,660 You want to start with the buffalo chicken? You want to start with the 48 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,380 chicken cheese fries? Of course. No problem. 49 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,960 I think I'm going to do some pepperoni fries. 50 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,520 All right. I'll be back. 51 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:50,960 What did you guys do last night? 52 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:57,580 I went to James's and we just like had champs and I got his apartment not so 53 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:00,420 mannish because his girlfriend Raquel comes in today. 54 00:03:00,740 --> 00:03:01,740 Have you met her? 55 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,880 She's 21. 56 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:07,600 But she's a pageant girl, so I know that she wants to like be a goody two 57 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,080 -shoes. So Raquel's going to stay. 58 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:13,230 in the living room with the sheet wall. 59 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:16,030 So you would understand my concern. 60 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:19,510 I'm not gonna bump pee -pees with my man behind a screen. 61 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:24,730 This is my sleeping area, my bed, my Union Jack. 62 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:27,550 Go in the bathroom and turn on the sink. 63 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:31,130 It's too small, there's no way. 64 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:33,550 You can do it in the airplane, you can do it in that bathroom. 65 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,410 Who does it in the airplane? 66 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:37,770 I've done it before. 67 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:40,260 Like a regular commercial plane? 68 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:41,580 Yeah. 69 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,580 Gangster. Gangster. 70 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,840 Right? You think Raquel will keep him in line? 71 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240 I mean, I hope so. 72 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:53,140 I mean, I know Lisa would probably love to give him, like, literally a million 73 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:57,760 chances, but... She can only do so much before it starts to look bad on her. 74 00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:04,040 I mean, Lisa has a reputation she has to maintain, and James is testing that 75 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,540 boundary. I think he has one chance left. 76 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,300 You need to be really careful. 77 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,320 Perfect. 78 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,850 I've met this girl that I'm completely in love with. Her name's Raquel and I 79 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:45,070 her at Pumps on New Year's Eve while I was DJing. I played a little Beyonce and 80 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,070 I wound up with a girlfriend. 81 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,710 You just slide it off with your thumb. 82 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:52,590 I gave you the princess glass because my other one broke. 83 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,310 I'm so sorry you're home for the summer. 84 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:58,350 We've been seeing each other long distance. 85 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:02,590 She's doing her senior year in school right now up in Sonoma but she's here 86 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:04,750 the summer staying with her parents. It's going to be a good one. 87 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:06,230 So when is your next project? 88 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:07,750 The end of June. 89 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:09,070 I'm going to be there. 90 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:13,130 Rochelle's a beauty pageant girl, and she works with special needs kids as 91 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,030 as opposed to Kristen, who basically is a special needs kid. 92 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:17,330 So how are you doing? 93 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:21,210 So work's been good for me, you know, apart from that one slip -up. Yeah, what 94 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:25,350 happened? This guy came in and, you know, kind of slowed the night down by 95 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,950 putting me in a headlock. 96 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:30,130 I didn't retaliate or anything. 97 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:32,050 There are a lot of people that... 98 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:42,880 I just feel like 99 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:49,100 people are jealous. Like, I say that once, I say it again. Like, people see 100 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,660 in, like, some kind of other limelight. 101 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:55,640 You know, I'm not serving fried chicken. And they don't, they hate that. Yeah, 102 00:05:55,660 --> 00:06:01,160 but you're pursuing your dream. And if that's upsetting people, just try to 103 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,160 brush it off. 104 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,320 You're just so, like, perfect. 105 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,300 Babe, you're perfect. 106 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,540 Oh, no, no. 107 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,040 Just for reference. 108 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,320 I like that. 109 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:22,380 I'm going to be a little meh tomorrow, so if you guys want to come over in the 110 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:26,860 afternoon. Well, I'm already coming over to take care of your sobbing ass. Then 111 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,160 I'll come over and make fun of you. 112 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:32,620 I'm getting veneers put in tomorrow because I like to assume that guys still 113 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,419 look at me. 114 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:37,500 It's like I'm so vain that I would like to think that I still have it. That will 115 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,660 be a source of comic relief. 116 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,900 That sounds good. Yeah, I'm going to hate you. 117 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:46,300 So Carter and I went over to Tina's parents yesterday and we were hanging 118 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:50,440 sunshine. She started getting upset and she was like, the other night he was 119 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,860 drunk and she hurt me. And I go, but I think you've hurt her feelings. What 120 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:53,860 happened to her? 121 00:06:57,060 --> 00:07:01,000 When I try to have a critical conversation with Sheena, I'm just 122 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,280 like, support. I don't need to be, like, corrected. 123 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,980 Keep saying that I said something I didn't say. 124 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,780 She becomes so defensive. 125 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,860 It's, like, not fair. 126 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:15,640 But don't come to me and say, well, her, and then to Lala, you're going to be, 127 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,960 like, cool with it. That's an issue. 128 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,600 Oh, that's a huge issue. It's a loyalty thing. Yeah. 129 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:23,060 Are we busy? Yeah, there's a party in the garden. 130 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,360 Okay. Okie doke. 131 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,040 Sounds good. 132 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,320 Roll up, city. 133 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:31,540 Here you go. 134 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,860 Are you and Katie okay now? 135 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:39,700 Um, I mean, you know, when Katie's drunk, she's irrational. 136 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:44,520 She accused me, like, four times of saying something I absolutely did not 137 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,300 It'll pass. 138 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,740 Yeah. 139 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,860 Hey, guys. Hi. 140 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:59,370 Is there a big party happening in here tonight? Yeah, in the garden. Okay, are 141 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:00,910 you working that? It's probably one of the closers. 142 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:04,070 Okay, are you going to be working in there? I'm on restaurant side. 143 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:06,110 Okay. Are you liking it? 144 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:07,370 Yeah. Yeah? 145 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:11,730 So far, it's been fine. But you've been a waitress before, right? Yeah. 146 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:15,230 So how was everybody's weekend? 147 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:18,190 Did you guys have to work or did you get to have fun? 148 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:25,450 I'm like really not trying to be a bitch. It's just like Katie is one of my 149 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:29,290 friends. I'm happy to say hello to you and be professional. I just like the 150 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:30,830 conversation. It just makes me uncomfortable. 151 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,510 But I hope you had a fun weekend. Thank you. 152 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:42,210 The last time Katie saw Lala and I in the same room, I got the full on wrath 153 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:43,210 Tequila Katie. 154 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:46,740 So I don't want anyone to see Lala trying to talk to me. Then that's going 155 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:51,260 get back to Katie, and I don't want to hear it. I got a marble trash can, and 156 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:54,560 now it's too heavy for me to empty the trash. Okay, well, then start working 157 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,539 out. 158 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:56,540 What's up? 159 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:03,660 Sheena, she texted me from work. I'm at work opening with Britt, and Lala is 160 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:07,440 here. She came up all nice and tried to talk to us, and I interrupted her and 161 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,620 said, not trying to be a bitch, but we aren't friends. Katie is my friend. You 162 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,880 talking to me makes me really uncomfortable. 163 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:18,670 Obviously, I'm very proud of Sheena for finally telling Lala off. 164 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:22,310 But you should have done that from the beginning. You know what I mean? 165 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:25,490 So, cool, Sheena. Welcome back to our group of friends. 166 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:28,570 Don't f*** it up. Step in the positive direction. 167 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,160 that she did this today. I agree, and I'm so proud of her, but this is going 168 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,940 be something that keeps coming up, just like the way she acts. 169 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,860 Well, I think that if we can just all get together and just have like a 170 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,940 conversation, and at the end of it, we're on the same page about everything. 171 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,500 The quicker we can all move on from this, that would be better. 172 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,440 Here's a cocktail menu. 173 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,080 Hi, Dolly. 174 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,180 How are you? 175 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,760 Good. How are you? 176 00:09:58,980 --> 00:09:59,980 Good. 177 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,580 How well do you know the wine is? 178 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,940 I know it okay. I'm still studying it. Well, hurry up. 179 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,140 I am. Just getting caught up on everything. 180 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:08,920 Hey. How are you? 181 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,840 Good. How are you? 182 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,600 How long are we going to tolerate that? 183 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,680 What? James Kennedy. 184 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,560 Oh, okay. Don't tell me. He's been okay, right? 185 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:23,080 Really? Why? What's he doing now? 186 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,740 Coming in here drunk. 187 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,760 Like him, like, screaming and yelling, disconnecting the music, leaving the 188 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,800 entire venue without music. That's no good. How can I have that? 189 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:40,140 I have made it exceedingly clear to James that if he's ever intoxicated at 190 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,220 that will be the end of his tenure. 191 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:50,060 So if I can actually get definitive evidence that James has been drinking on 192 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:53,240 job, then that's the only excuse I need. 193 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,740 Like, I don't want... 194 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:59,430 him to be like acting like this and feels like he's so entitled and do you 195 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:04,030 he's kind of acted entitled lately yeah like three months i seriously do not 196 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:09,910 like this person all right i know you'll take care of it thanks of course 197 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:14,690 coming up how many times have we had those falling out you've told me you're 198 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:17,490 happy you don't want to be with me like i just sometimes i wonder if there's 199 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,290 like a nugget of truth to that after he dropped a bomb on me 200 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,340 Hey, is this Dr. Engler's office? 201 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,200 Hey, 202 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:37,100 this is Tom Schwartz. I was just calling to let Dr. 203 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,460 Engler know that I'm going to be like 10 minutes late for my appointment. 204 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:46,320 I've been having a little premarital heebie -jeebies. You sure you want to do 205 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,180 that? I'd be lying if I said I haven't had doubts. 206 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:54,360 There's just some things, like some deep -rooted things that I'm still kind of 207 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,280 dealing with and sorting out in my head that I feel like I should go to a 208 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,280 professional. 209 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,930 Hey, Dr. England. Great to see you again. 210 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,089 How you doing, Doc? 211 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:02,989 Have a seat. 212 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:07,090 Good to see you. Good to see you, too. Thanks for seeing me on short notice. 213 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,290 Yes. 214 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:09,970 Well, I'm getting married. 215 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:12,490 It's becoming real now. 216 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:19,710 You know, it's hard. It's like I feel bad. I feel like I'm going behind 217 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:23,150 her back and talking about my soon -to -be wife, you know? Right. I didn't tell 218 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:26,410 Katie about going to therapy because there's so many... 219 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:32,900 different ways to upset her. And I am a little scared of what she's capable of 220 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:37,140 when she loses control and fully goes over to the dark side. 221 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:41,440 She always is telling me still, like, she feels like I don't have her back. 222 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:46,100 She seems to always be in an argument or talking trash about someone. 223 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:51,240 And if I try to call her on it, I get accused of being self -righteous or an 224 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,000 asshole, and I'm pretty callous. I'm just like, don't. 225 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:57,860 Who put me through this again. Right. For the hundredth time. Which probably 226 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,540 escalates her. Oh, my God. It makes it so much worse. 227 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,220 Yeah. Yeah. It's our long history of having. I mean, there's been so many of 228 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:09,160 these falling out. You know, these are chronic. And alcohol is always the 229 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,600 catalyst. That's a Tom Schwartz interpretation of things. No, no, no, 230 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,480 Tom Schwartz is reasonable and diplomatic. 231 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,620 My own boyfriend is making up for the whore in there. 232 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,920 He is drunk. Yes. It is your fault. 233 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:30,530 I don't feel like I've ever really been able to articulate clearly or express to 234 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:35,250 her just how much I die inside when she goes to the dark side. Right. It kills 235 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,250 the swerve. 236 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,780 Your homework assignment is to go home tonight and have your check -in 237 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:41,800 conversation with Katie. 238 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,840 Check -in. And say, actually, I want to understand your rage. 239 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:50,480 I want to understand what makes you feel unsafe in a relationship, you know? Can 240 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,440 you come with me? I almost wish I could give Katie, like, some sort of ultimatum 241 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:59,740 like she gave me, you know? Either this behavior stops or we're not getting 242 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,740 married. 243 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,620 But I don't have the balls to do that. 244 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:08,380 I cannot keep doing this, you know? Okay. So I'm just going to ask you the 245 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,580 question. Okay, yeah. Okay? 246 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:13,740 Are you really ready to make the commitment given all of the feelings 247 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,740 expressed today? 248 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:25,060 I mean, I do have moments of doubt for sure. Okay. Like it does flounder. Are 249 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,740 you sure you want to get married this summer? 250 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,320 Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,720 Yeah. I know you feel stuck in this and you're not stuck like this at all. 252 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,300 How are you? I'm good. How was your weekend? 253 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,720 It was pretty good. 254 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,700 Okay, so we've got a party in the garden tonight. 255 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:54,940 Yeah, that's exciting. 256 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,320 Maybe an overflow, so you help the lounge bar. Yeah, I'll be in there for 257 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,040 Yeah. Can I just give you a heads up before you walk into that room over 258 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,020 Because I think Sheena and Lala went at it. 259 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,980 Do I really need to hear this? This is our workplace. I don't want fighting 260 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,840 going on. Do you want fighting going on? You love fighting going on. You live 261 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,600 for fighting going on. I'm trying to be a better person here. I'm trying to 262 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,020 like... It doesn't even exist. 263 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:16,959 It doesn't exist. 264 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,280 Well, here she is. She can explain to you. 265 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,420 Explain what? Explain what happened in there with Lala coming in. Before she 266 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:26,160 walks in... Brittany and I are doing our roll -up, and then Lala walks up and 267 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,960 was like, Hey, girls, how was your weekend? 268 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,280 What's wrong with that? Like nothing's ever happened. 269 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,660 We're not friends. I don't know. 270 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:38,760 She comes in and says, hey, girls. It's okay. I know, but Katie hates her. Oh, 271 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:43,120 Lord. I can't really get involved. Can you stop laughing? I think Kristen, 272 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,120 Stassi, and Katie, like, they share one brain. 273 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,960 And if you don't think the way they think, then you can't be part of that 274 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:55,140 Katie got mad at me because I chose to be professional and cordial. Because I'm 275 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,800 a forgiving person who doesn't hold grudges. 276 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:04,750 Okay, all I'm asking you to do is be civil and cordial and nice and not to 277 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,410 this place a hostile working environment. Absolutely, I agree. Do we 278 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:09,210 that? No, you're a sister. 279 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:13,450 There ain't no two ways about that. There will be no issues here with her 280 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,690 Professional, cordial, doing my job. 281 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,410 Go on then, go and do it. 282 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,420 I like how you recognize I'm relaxing right now because I need to relax. 283 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,720 Butter, now's not the time, man. 284 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:40,900 What's going on, boo? 285 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,160 I'm just doing some adult coloring, you know? 286 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:47,260 This is my un -wine time. I drink my wine, I color the book. 287 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,460 Yeah. Oh, you're drinking? 288 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,500 Are you drunk? 289 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:51,820 Well, 290 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,000 I mean, okay, I'm not going to lie. Like, I did have, like, some glass of 291 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,480 at lunch with the girls today, but... 292 00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,260 That doesn't count. 293 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,220 Where have you been? 294 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,579 Well, I actually was with Dr. 295 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,099 Brandy. You were? 296 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 Yeah. 297 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,200 I know. How did you know about that? 298 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:15,819 I mean, I don't know. I had a lot going on in my mind. 299 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,119 I don't want this to be like a confrontation. I just was talking and 300 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,859 and I just was like, I was talking to her, and I don't think I ever fully 301 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:27,140 expressed to you how much, when you go to the dark side, it like pushes me 302 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,600 I mean, how many times have we had those falling out that you've told me you're 303 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,800 not happy, you don't want to be with me? 304 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,880 Like, I just sometimes I wonder if there's like a nugget of truth to that. 305 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,060 think I would just put down a deposit on wedding invitations if there was a 306 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,040 nugget of truth in something I said when I was blackout being drunk? No, but 307 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,020 you've said it a hundred times over the course of... It's not my fault when I 308 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,400 try to have a conversation and you don't fucking ever listen. 309 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:53,460 It's like being in a relationship with a... I need Tom to be a support system 310 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,600 I know that I'm not alone. 311 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,640 And you have to be self -aware and admit that. You know when you go to that dark 312 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,520 place, it's very tough. Yeah, you know, Tom, you've already paid me back for 313 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,880 that. You've already paid me back tenfold. 314 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,920 Lovey, you got it. First of all, take a breath. No, no, do take a breath. We're 315 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,620 sitting here planning a wedding. You're like, is there a mission in you that 316 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,120 doesn't want to marry me? And I'm like, what the? 317 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,560 You just dropped a bomb on me. No, I didn't drop a bomb. Yeah, you did. 318 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,520 This is not going how I planned it to go. No, it's not. This is supposed to be 319 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,520 nice, pleasant conversation. 320 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,620 Do I should just take it? No, you should have just taken it, but can we just 321 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,640 talk? You're making me feel... I'm trying to have a conversation. This is 322 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,539 have a conversation. 323 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:32,400 I know my therapist is good, but what she should have told me is don't bring a 324 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,620 knife. to a gunfight because Katie has me seriously outgunned. I'm sorry that 325 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,620 I'm defending myself. 326 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:43,560 You have been drinking earlier. This is what you have to say because I'm done 327 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,920 talking to you. No, Bubba, don't be done talking to me. 328 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,520 I don't want to fight. 329 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,000 Well, it's your fault for bringing it up. 330 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,940 Bubba, you seem to be focusing on when I said, is there any doubt? 331 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,520 There's no doubt on my side at all. I'm so excited about it. I just made it to 332 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,520 win it. 333 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,140 I'm happy and I'm excited. 334 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:06,710 Well, hey, what do you mean? Okay, let me know don't be upset 335 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:12,470 That's the last time I ever try to talk about my feelings 336 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:20,250 Coming 337 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:24,550 up they need to take an order Jack. 338 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:28,230 They need to take an order. We need to get both cosmopolitan 339 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,030 Are you going to clean the fish tank? 340 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:44,990 It's disgusting. 341 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,530 So I have to pay the bills and clean? 342 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,210 Only the fish tank. 343 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,030 Pay the bills, clean the apartment, make my own dinner. 344 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,810 When have you ever made your own dinner? 345 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:57,730 They don't like it when I do the fishes. 346 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:01,730 Why did you let it get so dirty? That's your one job. 347 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,610 Are you actually going to start paying bills? 348 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,890 You don't want to work? That's fine. I'll pay your bills. I'll pay 349 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,850 But when I come home, I like to have a sandwich. 350 00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:13,810 Shut up. I choose to support my girlfriend because that's just how I was 351 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:19,570 And that being said, I expect something in return. If I was a chick, I'd be 352 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:21,810 like, man, I'll make you 25 sandwiches a day. 353 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:23,230 What time do you have to go to work? 354 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,310 We go in at the same time, honey. 355 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:27,690 Really? Yeah. 356 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,770 It's going to be a good day for you, huh? 357 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,430 James isn't working tonight? 358 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,750 Oh, I don't know. 359 00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:33,930 I'm going to kill that kid. 360 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:37,310 Jax really wants to beat the shit out of James. 361 00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:42,090 Now that James is... Okay. 362 00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:46,150 Jax really, really, really wants to beat the shit out of James. 363 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:51,710 I think... Don't take a deep breath, Brittany. 364 00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:58,470 Okay. Jax really wants to beat the shit out of James. They just have this weird 365 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,070 saying that's back and forth. He cannot stand him. 366 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:03,750 What is happening? 367 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,570 Are you at least going to shower and change your shirt? 368 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:10,930 You're working a shift. 369 00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:12,730 I'm not there to impress anybody. 370 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:16,870 Will you at least change your shirt? I'll just put some deodorant on and some 371 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,010 cologne. Call it a day. 372 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,570 My orthodontist told me that I couldn't eat. 373 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:28,490 And he's like, the champagne diet. 374 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,230 Can I marry your doctor? 375 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,720 She knows like texting me and she's like you're gonna hate the grinding noise 376 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,840 and I'm like you were awake I was why wait, but they shot my whole mouth up. 377 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,620 had a horror story She knows all day every day. They may value me nitrous. 378 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,880 You're feeling better than anyone else right now I don't know I feel bad for 379 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,020 you. So after it like yes, they were they come home I want to talk to Tom and 380 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:57,160 sure enough he comes home music. So I went and saw dr. Angler the therapist 381 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,530 so what like was talking You say things like when you're like drunk and upset. 382 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:04,710 Everybody does. Can I have a drink without you being like, oh, you're 383 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:07,310 I'm scared of you. I'm not going to. That's insulting. 384 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:11,010 That's also hypocritical. I think that's what every man thinks, though. One of 385 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:15,430 the issues Schwartz has with Katie is that he's scared of her when she drinks 386 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:18,910 because she tends to fly off the handle. But it's like, no, this is just like 387 00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:21,270 actually like human emotion and like how women are. 388 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:24,350 You don't have to knock. 389 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:28,440 No one ever has to know. I didn't know all that. It's a plate. 390 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,720 I brought you a liquid. 391 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,079 Your liquid. 392 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:36,560 It looks really good. I could explain it to you on the phone, but these will be 393 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,340 smaller and these will be bigger. 394 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,380 It just feels weird. Mine still, to this day, every day, feel different. 395 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:48,160 Because this tooth I don't actually have anymore, so I can feel the back of the 396 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,160 veneer, like the ridge. 397 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,740 I've never had any surgery, anything cut open other than my mouth. The only 398 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,740 thing I do is... 399 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,580 I shoot stuff in. I don't cut stuff apart. 400 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,140 Would you like some champagne? 401 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,200 I'm okay. Thank you, though. Okay. 402 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:07,180 Wait, okay, can... Kristen read that text. Can you... Yeah, so Lala, like, 403 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:09,540 over and she's like, Hey, guys, how was your weekend? 404 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:14,280 Agreeing to be cordial in any capacity with her, she's going to exploit that 405 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,800 take advantage of it. I mean, I don't see her trying to have another 406 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,570 conversation with me because what I'll do again is just... Walk away. I know, 407 00:23:20,590 --> 00:23:24,010 but... Have a little faith in me. I'm not a fucking pushover. No, I know, but 408 00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,310 that's what I was trying to address that night. 409 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:29,490 Kristen, Seth, and I want to arrive at a place where she understands what kind 410 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:32,970 of friend we need her to be. If she can do that, then we can be the four best 411 00:23:32,970 --> 00:23:34,010 friends that ever were. 412 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,460 Like, I was trying so hard to not say the wrong thing or present it in a wrong 413 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:40,400 way that you would think, like, I'm attacking you or I think that, but it 414 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,700 like, ended up happening. 415 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,160 I feel like the best way to agree. I don't want you to be, like, hurt because 416 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,580 I'm trying to, like, confront you about, not an issue, but just something that, 417 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,400 like, didn't sit with me well. This is not meant to be mean. I don't want you 418 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,800 to, I know when people preface something like that, it sounds like it's about to 419 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,300 be mean, but, like, for real, I mean, I don't mean this to be mean. 420 00:23:56,650 --> 00:24:00,610 You have an issue with this. And I feel like if I communicate that with you, 421 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:04,610 you're going to think that I'm coming at you. And that's not what like a real 422 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:05,990 solid friendship is like. 423 00:24:07,189 --> 00:24:10,510 super sensitive it's the thing that works against you and it's the thing i 424 00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:14,050 the most about you yeah because you know i was coming over to get attached but 425 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:17,550 you're not because we're sitting here telling you how much we love you i have 426 00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:21,790 told these girls numerous times that i feel like it's three against one and 427 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:25,530 they're always like no no no sheena it's not like that when i'm like you guys 428 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:30,230 this is exactly what i was talking about i just had a feeling that maybe you 429 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:32,420 made it a little more like It's all good. 430 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,920 No, but you guys jumped way ahead. You're like, well, now, like, Ariana's 431 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,360 to invite you to lunch, and then Lala's going to be there. I'm like, no. 432 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:42,480 But, like, I feel like you should have, like, known better. And that's not how I 433 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,020 meant for it to come off, so I apologize. 434 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,740 See, that's all. Like, I was not, like, mad at you, but I was just like, I'm 435 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,100 like, I have to, like, let her know this so it doesn't, like, snowball and they 436 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,039 don't get frustrated. 437 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,580 So whenever we have an issue with each other, from here on out, you confront 438 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,860 each other in a constructive way, even if we're drinking. 439 00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,119 Yeah. 440 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,280 Communication for the win. 441 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,700 I'm not allowed to do it. Okay, I'm just going to set it here and you can 442 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,380 pretend. You know, obviously I know that Lisa told me don't drink before work. 443 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,319 Hey, look at that. 444 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,320 Oh yeah, it's a fatty. 445 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:22,620 Mmm. 446 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:30,560 I don't feel like it's a big issue to be a little buzzy. Is it vodka? 447 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,019 Lemon drop. 448 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,020 Lemon drop. 449 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:38,780 I feel like James is getting worse. I just don't know how he gets away with 450 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:39,780 the stuff he does. 451 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:49,420 Look, I wrote down stuff for wine in case you have to ask me. 452 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,680 Table 16 I just got. Table 16? Yeah. 453 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,780 It's like the big one with six people. Oh, okay. I'll be over there. Okay. I've 454 00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:59,160 been here six years. I couldn't tell you any of them. I always look at the 455 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160 computer still. 456 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:01,660 Okay. 457 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,820 Wait, before you go over there, can I tell you about something? 458 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:07,680 Yeah. I've been, like, really nervous to work on Wednesdays lately. 459 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,860 Why? Because James teaches. 460 00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:14,470 And in April, like the beginning of April, we hooked up. 461 00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:16,350 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 462 00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:18,230 Wait. 463 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,540 He's been dating a girl since New Year's, I thought. I didn't know that. I 464 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:22,960 started working here in February. 465 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:24,440 And I didn't know he had a girlfriend. 466 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:28,060 But when I found out, I called it off. And I was keeping my mouth shut. I 467 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,220 want any drama. You told me. You told the wrong person. 468 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:32,200 Oh, everybody knows now, and I'll tell you why. 469 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,300 He, like, slips out on me at times. 470 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,960 Just at night, he got, like, crazy on everybody. 471 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:38,600 Well, he went crazy on me. 472 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,980 He went crazy on you? Yeah, like, calling me a whore. 473 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,200 Every day I hear something about this kid. Every single day. You know, Sir 474 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,210 to be a fun place to work. But since James started working here, Everyone's 475 00:26:48,210 --> 00:26:50,010 crying. Everyone's fighting with each other. 476 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:51,910 Can't this place just go back the way it used to be? 477 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:56,190 I have been seeing you every day without protection and been inside of you. Are 478 00:26:56,190 --> 00:26:57,730 you really going to do this? Yeah, I am. 479 00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:00,470 You. And it's really disrespectful to Lisa. 480 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:01,990 So does his girlfriend know? 481 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:05,490 No, his girlfriend doesn't know, but that's not my... Oh, she's going to find 482 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,010 out. She will know now that he knows. 483 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:10,390 But that's not my goal anyway. My goal? 484 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,630 Yeah. 485 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,010 My goal to ruin a kid's life. 486 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:16,790 Coming up. They're thirsty, thirsty little girls. 487 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,800 I need a drink. You're earning into an asshole before my very eyes. 488 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,780 I got some information today. 489 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160 Oh, you did? 490 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,000 Well, one of the hosts, she comes up to me and she's like, listen, James has 491 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,860 been kind of calling me names and calling me whore and all this and 492 00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:50,400 attacking her because he doesn't want her to tell anybody that she got a 493 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:55,340 girlfriend. Kind of sounds like when Brittany came in town and you started 494 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,340 calling Lala. 495 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:59,420 I never said anything. 496 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:02,320 You said, I promise I'm going to fuck you. No, I never said that. 497 00:28:04,439 --> 00:28:07,580 Maybe one of the reasons why Jack doesn't like James is because he feels 498 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:12,040 he's looking at himself ten years ago, and he doesn't like what he sees. 499 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,580 I think he's surpassed me in conditioning. 500 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,900 They got, like, nothing tonight, so I wanted to give them big parties, but 501 00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,340 whenever they're done, I'm going to see them there. 502 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:22,540 Okay, perfect. 503 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,920 Are you good for just a minute? Yes. Okay. 504 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,360 DJ James Kennedy. 505 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:31,860 What's up, home? 506 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,140 Do you love my swag tonight? 507 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:36,860 I love your swag every night. So, can I ask you a solid question? 508 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,300 About what? 509 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,220 I have heard some things around here that you've been hooking up with other 510 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:46,420 chicks. No, I just want people here. 511 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:52,460 Can you tell me the truth? 512 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,760 With who? 513 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:55,800 Gigi. That blonde girl? 514 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,040 No, she has brunette hair. 515 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:02,800 I wouldn't Gigi with a ten -foot pole. I mean... I'm here driving around in 516 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,679 Aston Martin. 517 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,920 You think I'm going to jump in this Honda Civic for a quick joyride? Me and 518 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,859 Raquel love each other. 519 00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:11,180 Come at me, any desperado bitch that wants to become someone. 520 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,460 Keep your voice down, hey. You don't need to say, stop with the cursing. 521 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,080 Nobody's talking to you. Be quiet. 522 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:16,620 You're talking to me. 523 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,180 You're nobody. You're nobody. 524 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:19,600 Nobody's talking to you. You're nobody. 525 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,940 Let's play some more Range Rovers. 526 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,440 Yeah. Asshole. 527 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:28,000 Gigi said you hooked up with her and you're calling her slut. DJ on, JK. 528 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:29,560 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. 529 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:30,820 What are you doing? 530 00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,960 What are you doing? No, you don't care. 531 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:34,899 Yes, I do. 532 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,480 But why? Why should a man of your age care? 533 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,320 A man of my age? You're working, sir. You're working. 534 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,580 Don't come at me and say, oh, my God, oh, yeah. 535 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,600 I'm going to come at you whatever I feel like coming at you. Why? I'm kicked out 536 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,300 of everywhere you go. You can't go a day without getting your ass kicked. You're 537 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,640 a rock star and you're a bartender. 538 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:54,950 A rock star? Anybody can push play on a laptop, you idiot. In Vegas? Not even 539 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:55,950 connected to anything. 540 00:29:56,010 --> 00:29:57,850 They need to take an order, Jack. 541 00:29:58,050 --> 00:29:59,130 They need to take an order. 542 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,510 We need to get more cosmopolitan. 543 00:30:02,890 --> 00:30:03,890 Hump Tini! 544 00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:09,990 Hi. 545 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:13,830 What up, dude? 546 00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:14,970 Looking good, dude. 547 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:16,390 You look handsome. 548 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:20,540 I don't know about that man bun, but... It's not a man bun, dude. 549 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,540 If I get drunk enough, I'm going to spit that thing off. 550 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,840 What have you been up to? What'd you, uh... Dude, I don't even know what 551 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,579 happened yesterday. 552 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:31,480 I went to therapy. I left feeling good, and I went back home, and I wanted to 553 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,320 have, like, a little, like, state of the relationship address, you know what I 554 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,340 mean? Yeah. 555 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200 Dude. 556 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,060 It did not go over well at all. 557 00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:42,760 And I told her, I was like, that's the last time I expressed my feelings. 558 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:44,860 They're going right back down where they belong. 559 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:51,650 I really, truly don't think that Katie has any concept on how damaging 560 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:55,030 it is to Schwartz when she goes to the dark side. 561 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,350 Anyway, I don't want to bore you with all that shit. 562 00:30:57,550 --> 00:31:01,110 I know we were joking around about it before, but I think I'm actually going 563 00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:02,150 have Ariana be a groomsman. 564 00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:03,370 Like, seriously. 565 00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:06,210 Are you serious? Yeah. Why not? That's fucking awesome. 566 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,400 Katie doesn't want Ariana to be a bridesmaid for several reasons, 567 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,040 fact that she's friends with Lala. 568 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,900 What if she actually was a groomsman? 569 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:18,120 She and Lala have, like, gotten close best friends right in the middle of her 570 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,300 talking all this, like... Though, you know, for the moment, I'm going to avoid 571 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,099 telling her. 572 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:27,860 I brought her an ass steak and some mashed shrimp, you know. I mean, fair is 573 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,320 fair. All right. 574 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:34,020 You almost done? 575 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,080 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 576 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,020 It's after this is a girl, right? 577 00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,260 Oh, what? What? 578 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:48,600 What have you been saying about me? What have you been saying about me that I'm 579 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,680 not successful with you? Do you want to start a problem with me because you 580 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,380 hooked up with me? I didn't hook up with you. 581 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,600 Ever. James, you are actually a fucking psychopath. 582 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,420 You're being unacceptable and very rude. You're always drunk and you have no 583 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:03,460 talent. Why? That's not what you said. It's so embarrassing. What are you 584 00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:04,700 talking about? That's not what I said when. 585 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:07,740 At your house? At your house? At your house? 586 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:09,620 At your house? 587 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,440 At your house? Sorry. 588 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,120 He's drunk. 589 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,360 Gigi? Okay. 590 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:20,240 I don't care if they f***ed or not. The only thing that I can think about is, 591 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:24,980 thank God, the rumors are being spread about somebody that is not me. 592 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,640 Hey. Hi, Lisa. Everything good? 593 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,190 Hey, Lisa. 594 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:40,390 How's it going? 595 00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,150 It's going. 596 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,590 I wouldn't want a glass of rosé. Hello, hello. 597 00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:45,850 Hello. How are you? 598 00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:47,550 Okay. What's happening? 599 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,470 We might need to talk outside. 600 00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:51,690 Okay, let's talk outside. 601 00:32:52,010 --> 00:32:53,010 I'll be out on the terrace. 602 00:32:53,570 --> 00:32:57,330 Diana saying, hey, can I talk to you is never a good thing. Come on, sit here. 603 00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:58,470 Tell me. 604 00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:00,810 Tell me your objective opinions. 605 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:05,530 When I came to the bar, I was just hearing the yelling. 606 00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:08,330 Yelling? James screaming out of his lungs. 607 00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:13,250 He's so obnoxious. The way of like clapping hands and screaming. And people 608 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,450 looking at that. And this is representing you. 609 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,590 Okay, let me see what's going on. 610 00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:20,010 You want to talk to him? Oh yeah, send him out. 611 00:33:20,430 --> 00:33:21,430 I'll be right back. 612 00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:25,290 Sometimes I walk in and everything's absolutely copacetic. And then other 613 00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:27,210 I walk in and James is being an asshole. 614 00:33:27,550 --> 00:33:28,730 This is one of those nights. 615 00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:32,670 Hi. What on earth is going on with you? Nothing. 616 00:33:33,850 --> 00:33:35,130 Nothing? Nothing at all. 617 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,500 No raised voices? 618 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,760 Nope. James? 619 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,240 What? 620 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,520 It's petty drama that these bitches... Don't talk like that. Why? 621 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:50,220 You don't even understand the difference between a civilized... They're thirsty, 622 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,180 thirsty little girls that need a drink. 623 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:55,780 And I can't provide water for them. 624 00:33:56,900 --> 00:34:00,140 You're turning into an asshole before my very eyes. 625 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,920 Coming up... There is a catch. 626 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,560 What's the catch? 627 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:07,180 Look at that. 628 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,360 You don't even understand the difference between a civilized conversation and 629 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,560 being a... There's thirsty, thirsty little girls that need a drink. 630 00:34:22,179 --> 00:34:24,139 And I can't provide water for them. 631 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:28,500 You're turning into an asshole before my very eyes. 632 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:29,780 All right, Lisa. 633 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,179 You're obviously feeding into what everybody else is telling you. 634 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:35,750 And I don't appreciate that. 635 00:34:38,429 --> 00:34:43,610 We've invested a lot in this kid and really kind of put our necks on the line 636 00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:45,250 for him and this is where he repays us. 637 00:34:45,469 --> 00:34:49,030 You're not Calvin Harris. Oh, who said that? Well, you think you are. Where did 638 00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:49,988 you learn that from? 639 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:50,989 It's ridiculous. 640 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:52,510 No, I don't. 641 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:53,589 Yeah, you do. 642 00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:57,050 No, I don't. When you're creating a problem and you're raising your voice 643 00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:59,550 business, I can assure you, you need to calm down. 644 00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:00,870 No one's out here. 645 00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:02,670 No one's... 646 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,860 No one's around us. 647 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,380 Go back to the... No, but... Okay, fine. If you want me to go back and you don't 648 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:11,280 want to talk to me respectfully, I need to tell you the truth. 649 00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:17,060 Go back to the DJ booth. Why? Lay your little discs and shut up. 650 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,840 Do you understand me? 651 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,860 Because you are one stage from me telling you to go home. 652 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,620 And you don't want that. 653 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,920 Lisa, I love you so much. I respect you so much. Well, then show me respect and 654 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,180 do exactly what I said now. Go back to the DJ booth. 655 00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:45,900 Dapple, dapple, deezy. 656 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,600 Hey. What's going on? 657 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,240 Not much. I came in to say what's up to the guys. 658 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,499 How's it going? 659 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:53,080 Jalen, I feel like I've been neglecting sir lately. 660 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:57,600 I came out here for a break and then I realized it was like 45 degrees out 661 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,720 Um, there's another reason I came here. 662 00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:02,720 And, uh, it involves you. 663 00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:03,980 Okay. Yeah. 664 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:08,980 I'm not quite sure how to say this, but, uh, I think I want you to officially be 665 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:09,980 a groomsman. 666 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:11,300 Oh, my God. 667 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280 That's so cool. 668 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,680 Take it in. Get out. 669 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,100 I've never been a groomsman in anyone's wedding. I've been a bridesmaid a 670 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,640 jillion times. 671 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:26,980 But, like, it's just so cool that he would think of me and super excited to 672 00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:27,598 a suit. 673 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,600 There is a catch. 674 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,200 What's the catch? There's a catch. 675 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:34,580 As you remember, I made Tom and Jack's the night dinner. 676 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,180 A very special dinner. 677 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,980 You ate things that were between my ass cheeks. 678 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,700 I feel good. 679 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,260 I like Ariana. 680 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,080 And I want her to be included. So, you know, ate my ass steak, ate my ass 681 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,060 shrimp. Oh, this is commitment. 682 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,760 This is a real groomsman shit. 683 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:04,180 Dude, you officially, officially a groomsman. This is the coolest thing 684 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,180 ever happened to me. 685 00:37:18,850 --> 00:37:21,710 Hello. Hey, what's up, dude? What are you still doing here? 686 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,170 I'm cleaning up, man. You're still cleaning up these bars? 687 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:28,610 Yeah. Can we get a shot? I mean... I mean, you want to do it together? 688 00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:31,170 If you're leaving... I'm leaving. I'm off. 689 00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:32,610 Look at me. 690 00:37:32,810 --> 00:37:33,810 Dude, 691 00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:35,910 I just want you to keep your job here. 692 00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:37,490 My job's kept. 693 00:37:38,270 --> 00:37:41,070 Good. I'm a most valuable player. 694 00:37:41,710 --> 00:37:42,710 You're MVP? 695 00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:43,848 MVP, sir? 696 00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:45,710 Most valuable player, yeah. I think so. 697 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,390 Sorry it's me, Jack. 698 00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:50,380 I'm cool with James, but he's a lot. 699 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,440 One too many glasses of Chardonnay and he's f***ing ate a lot. 700 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:58,660 No, dude, I am... Carlos, listen to me. Look at me. What are you looking for? 701 00:37:58,700 --> 00:37:59,700 I'm looking for my towel. 702 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,440 Whiskey is what you're looking for. I don't think you care anymore. I'm 703 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,520 for my towel. I'm looking for my towel. F*** it. I need some babies. 704 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,900 You need Jack on the black label back there. 705 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,360 Jack? Cheers. 706 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,600 Cheers, man. 707 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,980 Go back to the DJ booth. 708 00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,150 I'm serious. I don't care. 709 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:22,890 Well, we are technically... This is crazy. 710 00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:24,850 Huh? This is crazy. 711 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:26,870 He's good. 712 00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:34,030 You've got to put your foot down with him. 713 00:38:34,430 --> 00:38:38,350 No, I know. I'm just talking to him. We're just shooting a shot. You're 714 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,570 wiser, smarter. Tell him. All right, all right. 715 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:46,610 Well... 716 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:47,910 What is it? 717 00:38:48,130 --> 00:38:49,130 See? 718 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:50,830 Oh, my God. You guys. 719 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:56,410 I told you not to come here when you've done. I didn't. I didn't. No, I'm not. 720 00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:57,790 Wait, 721 00:38:58,150 --> 00:38:59,150 no. 722 00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:05,250 Guys, it's not about the drinks tonight. Lisa, I promise you. You ruined my 723 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,750 business. He is. 724 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:08,910 Sorry, I won't do it again. 725 00:39:09,130 --> 00:39:10,130 See what it's like? 726 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:11,830 Please, Ken's getting mad. 727 00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,069 Lisa, stop. 728 00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:14,270 He's going to get mad at me. 729 00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:20,020 Don't you understand, James? Ken scares the shit out of me. Oh, my God. I can't 730 00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,260 deal with this fucking bullshit. 731 00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:22,920 See? What? 732 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:26,680 What? I'm knocking the fuck out. 733 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:30,320 If you disrespect Lisa, that would be another thing. 734 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,500 Go home. I would never disrespect your wife, Ken. 735 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,760 Go home. 736 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,720 All right. 737 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,180 That's a wrap. 738 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:45,020 Coming up, what do you have to say for yourself after last night? 739 00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:46,930 I'm in trouble. 740 00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:04,350 It's not a good look to get into fights, at least in spots. 741 00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:08,110 So I've got to say my apologies and get back to work. 742 00:40:08,570 --> 00:40:09,970 Hello. Hey, James. 743 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,109 What's up? 744 00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:13,330 Hey. You all right? I didn't know you were going to come here. 745 00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:14,590 I'm actually just leaving. 746 00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:15,710 Oh, really? 747 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,080 OK. I've got to go to work. 748 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,780 All right, well, have a good night. 749 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:20,160 You too. All right, darling. 750 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:22,540 I love you, Mum. All right, love you too. 751 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,060 It's a beautiful set -up out here. 752 00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:27,540 It's gorgeous. 753 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:31,560 What do you have to say for yourself after last night? 754 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,840 I've never been so scared in my life. 755 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:37,540 What's happened to you? What's happened to the boy that we knew three years ago? 756 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:41,740 Hi, Lisa, how are you? So you're doing your job properly? 757 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:43,420 Yes, Peter is... 758 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,080 making it very clear that these need to be extra polished. 759 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:51,060 But now you've turned into, like, really a drunken asshole. 760 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,720 What do I do? 761 00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:59,560 I tell you what you do, and I tell you I am drawing a line in the sand. You are 762 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,240 not working for me any longer. 763 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,840 And you're not coming in to stir, and you're not coming in to pump. 764 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,860 You know, indefinitely fired forever just sounds crazy. 765 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:17,290 Your behavior warrants it. I've given you more chances than I've ever given 766 00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:18,290 anybody else, ever. 767 00:41:20,350 --> 00:41:23,910 On one hand, Jackie's a fucking wanker and Gigi's a fucking whore. But on the 768 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:25,830 other hand, I let them get the best of my emotions. 769 00:41:26,130 --> 00:41:27,290 You know, am I at fault? Yeah. 770 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:29,910 But they're at fault for being fucking assholes as well. 771 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:32,570 I think it's for your own good. You've got to sober up. 772 00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:35,930 It's so hard, though. 773 00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:39,250 It really is, Lisa. 774 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,530 I don't know how to control it. 775 00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:46,890 You should never have another drink in your life. That's who you are. 776 00:41:53,890 --> 00:41:54,890 Go. 777 00:41:57,530 --> 00:41:58,050 I 778 00:41:58,050 --> 00:42:04,970 have stood 779 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:10,850 by James as much as I possibly could. I will always support James, but I refuse 780 00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:11,850 to enable him. 781 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,800 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 782 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:26,540 You didn't instigate that. No, you provoked it. I provoked it? Shut up for 783 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:27,660 second and let me finish. 784 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:33,280 Do you know how many things I have heard about you? You know any things I've 785 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,560 heard about you, Lala? Because I've had all the girls ask me if you're seeing a 786 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,178 married man. 787 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,820 It's not that I'm being secretive. You are. You haven't told one person. 788 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,240 How are you two getting on? We've had a few little flare -ups. 789 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,779 Cool, Tom. 790 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:48,560 Do you want to insult me more? Talk about how your dick doesn't work either. 791 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,760 What? 792 00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:50,980 My dick works great.